TeeHee

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her

husband is at work.   The 9-year old son comes home

early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to

watch.  Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes

home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that

the little boy is already in there.  The little boy

says, "Dark in here."  The man says, "Yes, it is."   

Boy:  "I have a baseball."   Man: "That's nice"   

Boy:  "Want to buy it?"   Man: "No, thanks."   Boy: 

"My Dad's outside."   Man: "OK, how much?"   Boy: 

"$250" 

Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the  lover

find themselves in the closet again.   Boy: "Dark in

here."   Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball

glove."   The lover, remembering the last time, asks

the boy,  "How much?"    Boy: "$750"    Man: "Sold"

 A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your

glove, let's go outside and have game of catch."   The

boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my  glove."

The Dad asks,  "How much did you sell them for?"   

Boy: "$1,000"  The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip

off your friends like that...that is way more than

those two things cost. I'm taking you to  church, to

confession."

In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the

confessional and closes the door.  The boy says, "Dark

in here."   The priest says, "Don't start that shit

again; you're in my closet now."