Loyalty in Marriage

As it were, a woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months... yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he opened his eyes and motioned for her to come nearer.

She pulled closer and leaned forward to better hear his raspy whisper.

His eyes full of tears, he said,

"You know what? You have been steadfastly with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When the boat capsized, you were close at hand.

When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side; and you know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me.