I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFULBLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHEREHE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONEOF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEENUNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THESTRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THEPOOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOURPARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCKA CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHEREHE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONEOF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEENUNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THESTRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THEPOOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOURPARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCKA CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
posted by rascalina @ 10/04/2005
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